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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7248 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?
4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!
