ChronicalSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Items Found:	8135
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Votes:	9823	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	83	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Star Shards Collected:	108
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	744418
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Animals Bred:	196

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Emeralds Found:	9387	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ores Mined:	7436
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	718
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Animals Bred:	102
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magic Items Found:	8302
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crops Grown:	2803
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	90/300	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2