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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2921 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 14 |
1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!
2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!
3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.
4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!
