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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4744 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music!
But that’s not all, we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out quests for you to complete in exchange for rare loot.
So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity because things are about to get wacky!