ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient civilization, Architecture, art, Calligraphy, chinese culture, ChopstickCraft, clothing, cultural heritage, customs, Etiquette, Family Values, Festivals, Food, History, Language, Martial Arts, Minecraft, philosophy, Server, superstitions, Symbolism, tea ceremony, Traditions

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Emeralds Found:	4846	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9515	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a panda riding a dragon through a field of fortune cookies! Join us for a wild ride through Chinese culture, where you can build your own Great Wall of China or mine for rare jade blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve. He will teach you the ancient art of block placing and show you how to harness the power of the mystical redstone. Rumor has it that he once defeated a Creeper with just a chopstick and a watermelon.

So come join us on our server and experience the wonders of Chinese culture in a whole new blocky way. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, he’s been known to do a mean dragon dance when he’s upset. See you there, fellow blockheads!

Pixel Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Aoyama Blue Mountain, Chiya Ujimatsu, Cocoa Hoto, coffee shop, comedy, cute, friendship, Gochiusa, Haven, Heartwarming, Kafuu Chino, Let’s all love the twins, PIXEL, rabbit house, Rize Tedeza, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, Tippy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, because on this server, we all worship the twins! And not just any twins, but THE twins! Who are they, you may wonder? Who cares! Just join and show your love for the twins, man! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, where everything is twinning and winning! Don’t miss out on the twin-tastic fun, join now and let’s all love the twins together! Twinning is winning, baby!

TaranakiCraft: The Mountain with Rights

conservation, cultural heritage, environmental activism, environmental justice, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, environmental rights, indigenous rights, land rights, landmark, landmark protection, legal recognition, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, Natural resources, new zealand, personhood, RIGHTS, sacred mountain, TaranakiCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

lol imagine a mountain being treated like a person, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you can expect on our minecraft server! we treat all in-game structures like they’re real people, so you better be nice to those pixelated trees or they might just come to life and attack you! join us for the most immersive and wacky minecraft experience you’ll ever have. plus, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a mountain that can sue you if you break the rules? come join us and see what other wild adventures await on our server!

Academic Socials 1.20.1

1.20.1, ACADEMIC, socials

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mines Excavated:	3230
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Farms Harvested:	772
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	1705	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crops Grown:	7115
Zombie Dances:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1552
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6662
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crops Grown:	4264	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crops Grown:	4893
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Potions Brewed:	168
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Votes:	2387	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	2434	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2961	Dragon Eggs Found:	6892
Animals Bred:	109	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥