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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Runes Activated: 0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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