ChokeCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and witness the epic battles between the chicken army and the evil sheep gang. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with farm animals.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Yeah, it’s lit.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, where the only rule is to have fun and “choke on it”!

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Votes:	1846	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	1812
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ores Mined:	8111	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Potions Brewed:	182

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2907
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ores Mined:	4343	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Potions Brewed:	97
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Votes:	8475	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	76
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Alien Abductions:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.