| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1058 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Animals Bred: | 65 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Сhocopolit server of YouTuber Chocoboy
lim2.joinserver.xyz:25871
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 372 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9097 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1771 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 467 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 576214 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 5939 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6971 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4026 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 8568 | New Chunks Explored: | 608421 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8512 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1521 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6865 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5750 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9961 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2939 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 8012 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 571 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1293 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7288 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 131 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8270 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1486 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2367 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6733 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 60 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8008 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 7810 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6978 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4047 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 124 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
