ChocoMilkBandit

Apology, bothered, brand, Carton, Chocolate milk, ChocoMilkBandit, Communication, confession, convenience, convenience store, Girlfriend, Honesty, milk, misunderstanding, plain milk, relationship, Replacement, SNACKS, straw, Upset

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2172	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9638
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	2769
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Votes:	5256	Falling into the Void:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Votes:	2170	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	753	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Ores Mined:	4416

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Runes Activated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Emeralds Found:	6778	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4202
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crops Grown:	6527
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5580	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!