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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3702 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 165 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.
Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?
So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.