A survival Minecraft server with Geyser which lets bedrock players join and a bunch of plugins and relatively lag-free using the same hardware and sofware as many big servers.
mc.chocolatepvp.org
A survival Minecraft server with Geyser which lets bedrock players join and a bunch of plugins and relatively lag-free using the same hardware and sofware as many big servers.
mc.chocolatepvp.org
Server Name | Stinky SMP |
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Version | 1.20.1 (updating) |
Features | Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity |
Performance | 16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU |
Mod | Origins mod with 61 custom origins |
Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows for appeals for true rulebreaks.
No, there have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity.
Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and will consider all ideas to improve the server.
The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where spawn is safe from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands allow for PvP and resource-rich areas with different rules.
There are roughly 61 custom origins available in addition to the 9 base origins. Players can also suggest new custom origins for review.
Check out our server page on Planet Minecraft and join our Discord server for updates and discussions.
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of the legendary Inkv/a/de. Rumor has it that buried deep within the depths of our server lies a treasure so valuable, it can turn even the most hardened pirate into a blubbering mess. But beware, for the treasure is guarded by a giant squid boss that shoots ink like a fire hose!
But fear not, brave adventurers! With your trusty ink gun in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way. Build your own underwater kingdom, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find love in the tentacles of a handsome octopus (hey, don’t judge, it’s a diverse server)!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the depths of the Inkv/a/de and join us on the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your waterproof armor and a sense of humor, because things are about to get squiddy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant spiders.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
We’ve got more drama than a family reunion with my brother-in-law, his dad, and his sisters’ husbands combined. Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like my brother-in-law’s escape to his mom’s house.
With rules stricter than my husband’s no drugs policy, you’ll never know what to expect next. So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the madness firsthand?
But that’s not even the best part. The researchers on this server have developed a new Bayesian approach to estimate incubation times based on coarsely observed data. What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds super fancy and important, so you know this server is legit.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends.
Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. From building towering castles to seducing virtual villagers, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why settle for one woman when you can have a whole village at your fingertips? Join us now and start living your best polygamous life in Minecraft!