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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

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Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

Among, battle, Characters, Combat, debate, doomguy, FANTASY, Fight, frieren, Gaming, Men, Minecraft, opinion, Opinion poll, Powerful, Reboot, Server, SETTLE, Shooter, showdown, STRONG, video games, warrior

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Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

asset repository, base64, F76, F76 Ports, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, FoggyCraft, general, Mod Repository, Modding Guides, ModdingLinked., MSPaintAdventures, MSPasta, new vegas, ocdonutsteels, Pre-War, resource documentation, smp, Wastelanders

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Karasique – Minecraft game server

Adventure, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Gaming, java, Karasique, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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The owner of the “Karasique – Gaming” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Karasique.aternos.me

Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

Backlash, ceremony, controversy, cultural appropriation, Event, heathen, Infiltration, metal, Minecraft, Music, Official, Pagan, papist, Papist Church, Performance, protest, Religion, Server, St. Pachamama’s day, Traditional, varg vikerness, Vatican

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ara ara, Bait, ceres fauna, Fauna, Fauna Archive, general, grasshoppers, love Fauna, Media, merch, Minecraft, outer wilds, PALS, PIXEL, saplings, Schedule, Server, stream status, STREAMS, suggested streams, twitter, unarchived streams, vods

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as outer space? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected encounters with aliens (okay, maybe just other players, but who knows what they’re hiding under those pixelated skins?).

With a schedule that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion and a Twitter feed that’s more entertaining than watching a pig race, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, with exclusive member VODs that are more addictive than mining for diamonds, you’ll never want to leave.

And if you’re missing our server when you’re offline, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with our stream status website and even an “Ara Ara” button for those moments when you just need a little extra Fauna in your life. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ADHD Minecraft SMP Prodigy

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Awareness, Challenges, coping mechanisms, Diagnosis, life impact, medication, mental health, Mental health advocacy, Minecraft, missed opportunities, neurodiversity, Prodigy, seeking help, Self Discovery, smp, stigma, Struggles, Support, Therapy, undiagnosed, wasted time

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Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a chaotic ADHD dream come true! We’ve got so much going on, you’ll never get bored!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of wild llamas come charging at you because they heard you have the best loot. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone accidentally fed one too many seeds?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, where you can join a faction and plot against your enemies. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as pandas and had a dance party in the village square.

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner chaos! Who needs a diagnosis when you have a whole world of madness waiting for you?

Vlad’s Minecraft Server: Pay Up or Else!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vlad is the ultimate mafia boss and he’s coming after you if you don’t pay up! Join our server to avoid getting on Vlad’s bad side and having to deal with his army of zombie pigmen. But hey, at least they know how to throw a killer party in the Nether! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of treasure if you’re lucky. Just remember, Vlad always gets his moneys…one way or another.

The Garbage Gang Minecraft SMP

4chan, Arguing, attention whores, booru, Bumping, chatroom, coloring, deliveries, dogpile, drawthreads, edits, FAQ, Gang, Garbage, General Drawthread, Harass, Introverts, Minecraft, popularity contest, rules, seconding, shitposters, smp, social blog, Spam, Trash, Trolls

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Welcome to the most chaotic, absurd, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We don’t tolerate any shitposters, attention whores, or “introverts” here – only the craziest of players allowed!

Join us if you’re ready to embark on wild adventures, like building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a volcano, or creating a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world!

But beware, we have a strict rule against dogpiling or harassing other players. Unless, of course, it’s in good fun and everyone’s laughing along. And don’t even think about using this thread as a social blog – take that drama elsewhere!

So come on, join us in this madness and let’s see what kind of outrageous creations we can come up with together. Just remember, no seconding or arguing about the state of the thread – we’re here to have a good time, not start a popularity contest. See you in the booru, where all our crazy creations live on forever!

Pug Mines and Pirate Finds

advanced enchantments, alliances, Auto pick/smelt, Cross-Play, Economy, Enhanced Chests, Fishing, Geyser support, job system, MCMMO, MysticMobs, Pirate Finds, player-driven economy, playermarkets, precious ores, Pug Mines, PvE, Pyro Fishing, Pyro Mining, Quest options, rare Mine treasures, Survival, survival skills, Trade, Treasure, upgradable hoppers, VAULT

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Dive into an adventurous Minecraft world where every treasure is earned, every trade matters, and every discovery counts. Forget pre-built shops—here, it’s all about player-driven economy and your survival skills. Buy, sell, and trade with other players to build your fortune or forge powerful alliances. Choose your path wisely, whether it’s mastering Pyro’ Mining/Fishing, uncovering rare Mine treasures hidden under each stone, or diving deep into the mines to find precious ores. – Enhanced Chests: Legendary 270 slots equivalent to 5 Double Chests, Extreme 2700 slots equivalent to 50 Double Chests. – Upgradable Hoppers available. – Advanced enchantments included. – Auto pick/smelt feature (can be turned off). – Geyser support for Bedrock players with a default port. – McMMO integration. – MysticMobs functionality. – PlayerMarkets for personal shops. – No /shop command available. – Job system implemented. – Quest options available. – Pyro Fishing and Mining activities. – Vault /pv 1+ feature.

play.pugminespiratefinds.com

The Royal Crafter Minecraft Server

12th century, american history, ancient civilizations, archaeological evidence, armor, Coins, crafter, Exploration, folklore, Fortifications, Historical Mysteries, History, Legends, Minecraft, native americans, Ohio River Valley, Prince Madoc, royal, Server, transatlantic voyages, Usa, Welsh Indians, Welsh mythology, Welsh Prince

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no historical intrigue? Well, look no further! Join our server and uncover the ancient secrets of Prince Madoc, the Welsh Prince who apparently made it all the way to the USA in the 12th century. That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be uncovering fortifications, ancient coins, armor, and who knows what else!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that the Welsh Indians are still roaming the Ohio River Valley, guarding the secrets of Prince Madoc with their lives. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the treasures for yourself? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who needs dragons and creepers when you have ancient Welsh warriors to contend with? Don’t miss out on the madness, join today!

Fan Love Minecraft SMP

acceptance, camaraderie, Community, compassion, encouragement, Fan, Fans, friendship, Inclusivity, Kindness, love, Minecraft, Nice, positivity, Respect, smp, sports fans, Sportsmanship, Support, teamwork, Unity, wrestling, wrestling fans

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate battleground for wrestling fans! Join us for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we build, mine, and wrestle our way to victory.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is guarded by a giant wrestling ring where players settle their differences with epic wrestling matches. Want to claim that prime piece of land? Better be prepared to step into the ring and show off your best moves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground wrestling league where players compete for rare resources and bragging rights. Think you have what it takes to become the ultimate champion? Only the bravest and most skilled wrestlers will survive the chaos of the underground arena.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where wrestling fans come together to build, brawl, and bond over their love of all things wrestling. Let’s show the world that even in the virtual world, we can be nice to each other – as long as we settle our differences in the wrestling ring!

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Emeralds Found:	3400
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Alien Abductions:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7228	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4137
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Villages Defended:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19