Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are as wacky and unpredictable as they come. From building giant statues of llamas to creating elaborate pranks that will have you questioning reality, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have the legendary Chloe Kitts leading the charge, known for her daring escapades and fearless attitude. Rumor has it she once tamed a pack of wild wolves using nothing but a stack of cooked pork chops and a catchy tune on her jukebox.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the #1 University of South Carolina tales that are told around the campfire every night. From epic battles against hordes of creepers to daring rescues of stranded villagers, these stories will have you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • No Hate Minecraft Server

    No Hate Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any drama or controversy? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a ruler who is determined to ban gay marriage and hormone replacement therapy! Join now for a wild ride of political debates and heated arguments in the chat. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join us if you dare!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Humiliation Ritual Minecraft SMP

    Humiliation Ritual Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we have a hilarious and totally not traumatizing humiliation ritual for all new players to go through! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after you’ve completed this rite of passage.

    Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a house entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We encourage it! The crazier, the better on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of deranged chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the clucking horrors that await you? Or will you chicken out and run back to your dirt hut?

    So come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, what happens in the humiliation ritual stays in the humiliation ritual…unless someone records it and posts it on YouTube. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pixel Anime Fun Minecraft Server

    Pixel Anime Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on a wild trucking adventure like never before!

    Picture this: You’re cruising down the pixelated highways in your virtual truck, delivering goods to villages and towns in need. But watch out for creepers trying to hijack your cargo! It’s a trucking anime come to life in Minecraft form!

    But that’s not all – in this server, you’ll also have the chance to face a 36-truck driver shortfall in the year 2030! Think you have what it takes to fill those virtual seats and save the day? Join now and become a hero of the trucking world!

    So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let the trucking madness begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • $50,000 of my Minecraft SMP Diamonds into a lava pit

    $50,000 of my Minecraft SMP Diamonds into a lava pit
    Listen, I get it. The temptation to invest in the fracking industry is strong. But have you heard about our Minecraft SMP server? It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Instead of throwing your savings into fracking, join us and become a virtual billionaire by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your own empire in a world where the only fracking happening is when someone accidentally breaks a block too fast. Trust me, this is where the real riches are at. #FrackNoMore #MinecraftSMPFTW 🤑🐉🔨

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Crops Grown: 2309

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • This is Craftica Minecraft Server

    This is Craftica Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it actually made their computer explode! True story.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. Legend has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? It’s a blast! Just be careful not to get too close or you might lose a limb.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. This is America, baby!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mines Excavated: 4439

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Madness Has Had Its Day Minecraft SMP

    Madness Has Had Its Day Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Madness has had its day on this server, and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, llamas riding minecarts, and creepers doing the Macarena. Our community is filled with players who have a knack for turning everything upside down and inside out.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language and you have to pay to play? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride where communication is a hilarious mix of gibberish and emojis, and the only currency accepted is virtual unicorn horns.

    Once upon a time, a group of magical llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, players must complete ridiculous quests like finding the lost sock of a giant chicken or building a castle out of marshmallows to gain their favor. But beware, the llamas have a mischievous streak and love to prank unsuspecting players with exploding sheep and flying pigs.

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless fun!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • When does Boku no Pico get good? Minecraft SMP

    When does Boku no Pico get good? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can ride llamas into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with Endermen!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Boku no Pico diamond sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into adorable kittens. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco ball where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when does Boku no Pico get good? The answer is always on our server!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • House Door Knocked Minecraft Server

    House Door Knocked Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of random people knocking on your virtual house door and causing chaos in your Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-door-knocking policy! Say goodbye to the stress of unexpected visitors and hello to a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to defeat Blocky Bob and claim the title of Master Builder?

    Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of door-knocking drama (just kidding, we don’t tolerate that nonsense here)!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • > Mommy? I mean, mommy? I mean, mommy?… Minecraft SMP

    > Mommy? I mean, mommy? I mean, mommy?… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your house on fire because you tried to cook a chicken with a lava bucket. Or how about the time when a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the server and chaos ensued?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Mommy” faction, where players must address each other as “mommy” at all times. It’s a weird and wacky world where anything can happen, from building giant statues of potatoes to staging epic battles with nothing but fish as weapons.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magic Items Found: 3833
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Titan Attack Minecraft Server

    Titan Attack Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, humans are basically lifted entirely from Attack on Titan! That’s right, you can swing around like a badass with your 3D maneuver gear and take down giant mobs like a pro.

    Join our server for the chance to live out your wildest Attack on Titan fantasies. Build your own Titan-proof fortress, team up with other players to take down colossal Titans, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the walls (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of blocks).

    So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Titan-slaying warrior! Just watch out for any sneaky Titans trying to take a bite out of you while you’re mining for diamonds.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Spanish in America Minecraft SMP

    Spanish in America Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers dancing to Despacito!

    Our server is like a wild fiesta where the only rule is to have fun. We have a secret underground taco shop where you can trade emeralds for the spiciest tacos in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted sombreros that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

    But beware, there’s a mischievous bandit named El Cactus who roams the server stealing everyone’s precious diamonds. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the bounty of emeralds and tacos he’s hoarded?

    So grab your maracas and join us for a wild ride on this insane Minecraft SMP. Vamonos amigos, let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • McSquad server Minecraft

    McSquad server Minecraft

    On this server you will find kind admins, as well as vanilla survival.The server is just starting to open, so you can attend the opening of season 1One of the advantages of our server is a large and adequate admin staffWe recommend joining our telegram or discord:https://t.me/+le3jnT9QdABlNDhi

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 91
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blocky Trump’s Minecraft Server

    Blocky Trump’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of coomers and gooners ruining your Minecraft experience with their depraved fetishes? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all degenerate porn-addicts from beating their meat to disgusting content. Watch as they spiral into depression and contemplate their life choices. It’s a sight to behold! Join now for a wholesome, coomer-free Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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