ChiquitaCraft: Banana Bandits Be Gone! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	234
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Potions Brewed:	157
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Farms Harvested:	394	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	4022
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	78	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Towns Built:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Divine Spears Created:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Villages Defended:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2471	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Votes:	5164
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Void Gems Collected:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Potions Brewed:	46
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	85	Gods Slained:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3664	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	198	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3504	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

Players:	110/300	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Star Shards Collected:	202	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7