ChipThiefDoubleDate | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward double dates and never have to worry about someone touching your food again! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend’s girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts throwing cutlery at you for even daring to look at her plate. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any food-related attacks!

Embark on quests to find the legendary Curley fries that will bring peace to the land and unite all players in harmony. Or maybe just build a giant statue of a potato to show your dedication to the cause.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a double date gone wrong, all while building your own virtual world and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Don’t be the asshole, join us today!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mines Excavated:	4340
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Votes:	586	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Animals Bred:	93

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	2729
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Falling into the Void:	1

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	45	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	281	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2413	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mines Excavated:	2575
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	199
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Divine Spears Created:	19

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ores Mined:	9319
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Star Shards Collected:	297	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	709317
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Potions Brewed:	72	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	4141	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Animals Bred:	197	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!