so, like, u know how trump is always like “i got so much on my plate, man”? well, turns out he misunderstood taiwan’s role in making chips. like, he thought they were actually making potato chips or something, haha. anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we got all the chips u could ever want. like, we got potato chips, chocolate chips, even computer chips. it’s like a chip paradise up in here. plus, we have this epic quest where u have to find the legendary chip that will grant u unlimited power in the game. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now! #chipquest #trumploveschips

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
Potions Brewed: 102 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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