ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

asset management, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic aid, economic sanctions, EU, european union, financial resources., financial restrictions, financial support, foreign policy, Frostcraft, frozen assets, fund utilization, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crops Grown:	8921
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ores Mined:	9816	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	142	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyClassmateCraze

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Magic Items Found:	1878	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Digging4Diamonds

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Potions Brewed:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ores Mined:	7957

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

Actors, Anthony Hopkins, Backlash, blackface, blacksmith, blocky, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, Diversity, film industry, History, Hollywood, insensitive, makeup, Minecraft, offensive, Performance, portrayal, public perception, racism, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DadTax.exe

aita, Arguing, back pay, calculation, dad, DadTax.exe, decent paying job, driving a wedge, freeloading, good relationship, installments, Living at home, moving out, never mentioned, out of the blue, OWE, refusing to pay, Rent, saving money, shock, taking advantage, UNFAIR

Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WakeUpCraft SMP

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Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Towns Built:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

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lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	350325	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1