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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3738 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 443 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
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