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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3871 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 199 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
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