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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8650 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 79 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
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