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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1918 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
Votes: | 1927 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
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