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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5083 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 140 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
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