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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1784 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
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