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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8334 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 7007 |
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