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Hungry Minecraft SMP Player

binge watching, disordered eating, emotional eating, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling weak, hunger pangs, Hungry, lack of motivation, lack of self-care, lost appetite, low energy, mental health, Minecraft, not in the mood, player, self-destructive behavior, self-neglect, skipped meals, smp, stress eating, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle, weight loss

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Animals Bred:	76
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8740
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of skipping meals just to watch this epic Minecraft SMP? Well, join us and never go hungry again because our virtual food is unlimited! Plus, our server is so addictive that you won’t even want to leave your computer to eat.

But beware, once you join, you may lose track of time and forget to do anything else. Just ask our player who claims to have lost so much in real life because they were too busy building virtual empires. So come join us and get lost in the madness of our insane Minecraft world!

NoPainNoGain

1.19, Anarchy, java edition, Minecraft, nopainnogain, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

NoPainNoGain is a fresh anarchy server where you can do whatever you want, with no limits. Play it on java edition 1.19+.

npng.mcserv.fun:27060

CityLand server Minecraft

Adventure, banner, Breathing, Cities, CityLand, dreams, empty spaces, Grief, Images, Large Online, Lazy, Living, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Russian, Server, server description, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Here everyone can make their dreams come true, turning empty spaces into living, breathing cities. Your adventure begins here!

play.cityland-server.ru

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

affluent, anime character, anime fandom, anime fashion, Anime girl, anime recommendations, Anime Series, blocky, bunch, Elegant, Extravagant, favorite anime, Glamorous, high class, luxury, Minecraft, Opulent, Rich anime girl, rich girl aesthetic, Server, spoiled, Wealthy, wealthy anime girl, wealthy lifestyle

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Towns Built:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the anime girls are so rich, they wipe their butts with hundred dollar bills! Build your own mansion made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, and show off your wealth to all the other players. Don’t forget to post your favorite rich anime girl in the chat for a chance to win a virtual yacht in-game! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Come join the fun and see just how crazy things can get in our world of opulence and extravagance!

Imagine a Movie Minecraft SMP

Characters, Cinematic, couple, Drama, dream, emotional, FANTASY, Fiction, film, imagination, Imagine, love, Minecraft, Movie, Plot, relationship, Romantic, screenplay, script, smp, Storyline, storytelling

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. They had to defeat the evil disco king to claim the legendary diamond sword of funkiness. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a flying pig to the Nether.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and become part of our wacky community where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mashallah’s Epic Minecraft Server

brotherhood, community support, Conversion, Cultural differences, diverse backgrounds, embracing Islam, Epic, faith community, faith journey, Islamic faith, Mashallah, mashallahbrothers, Mashallahs, Minecraft, Muslim men, Muslim women, religious beliefs, religious conversion, reverting, SEA girls, Server, Sisterhood, spiritual growth, spirituality

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Votes:	7080	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because mashallahbrothers is here to spice things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled SEA girls who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other.

Legend has it that these SEA girls can build a castle in under 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed. Plus, they have the power to summon diamond blocks out of thin air and make mobs dance to their commands.

But that’s not all! If you join our server, you’ll also get access to exclusive events like underwater treasure hunts, skydiving competitions, and even a petting zoo filled with friendly creepers. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – our SEA girls have a special ban hammer that sends them straight to the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join mashallahbrothers today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Good Bye Kadokawa Waifus Minecraft SMP

Acquisition, Anime, appreciation, BNHA, bye, controversy, Dedication, Diversity, Entertainment, Fandom, fictional characters, Girls, Good, Goodbye, KADOKAWA, LGBTQ, Media, Minecraft, mixed race children, representation, smp, Sony, speculation, waifus

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Potions Brewed:	52	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where the villagers are all secretly plotting against you, where the cows have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and where the chickens have learned how to wield swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon, a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. The creativity knows no bounds on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say they’ve seen him lurking in the shadows, others claim he’s the one leaving all those random blocks scattered around. Will you be brave enough to face the ultimate Minecraft challenge?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Exoticalmc

Crates, Economy, enhanced experience, Exotical MC, Experience, Grief, Grief Prevention, java, Java 1.21.1, Keys, MONEY, Plugins, PvP, PVP ON, Rewards, Server, Survival, tags, Voting, Voting Rewards

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to Exotical MC, We are a server with PVP ON, Grief prevention, Crates, Tags and much more. We are running on Java 1.21.1

We have various different plugins for a more enhanced experience in our server.

By voting on our server you will get some additional rewards like money, keys and more. Hope to see you in the server.

exotical.mclogin.nl:25712

Flip Darling Minecraft Server

Darling, Flip, Flip Darling Retarded Husband Funny Relationship Humor Marriage Love Comedy Spouse Hilarious Joke Laughter Mockery Ridiculous Mocking Crazy Husband Silly Teasing Satire Playful, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4016	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Void Gems Collected:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident player, Flip Darling. This guy is like a mix between a mad scientist and a circus clown on steroids. He’s constantly coming up with the most ridiculous builds and pranks that will leave you in stitches.

One time, Flip decided to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for the heck of it. And don’t even get me started on his pet pig army that he dresses up in tiny suits of armor. It’s like a piggy version of Game of Thrones up in here.

But the real reason you should join this server is to witness Flip’s husband. This poor guy is the most clueless player you’ll ever meet. He once tried to tame a creeper because he thought it was a new type of pet. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing non-stop, come join us and witness the chaos that is Flip Darling and his ridiculous adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Hate The Soypedos Minecraft SMP

cyberbullying, discrimination, echochamber, exclusion, Frustration, harmful behavior, hate, hatred, ignorance, intolerance, kill themselves, Minecraft, negative energy, Online Community, rant, smp, snuff, social media, Soypedos, sub50 IQ, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of dealing with söypedos on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no söypedo policy! We’ve built a giant wall around our server to keep them out, so you can mine and craft in peace without any annoying söypedos ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs from its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident troll, a mischievous player who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting miners. But be warned, they’re a master of disguise and could be hiding anywhere, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to watch out for söypedos and keep an eye out for that sneaky troll!

Enderblast.com

AMBITION, Chaos, Economy, Empire, Enderblast, Glory, law, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, player-driven economy, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, semi anarchy, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9800	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Welcome to Enderblast SMP! A semi-anarchy survival multiplayer server where chaos meets strategy. Build your empire, trade in a player-driven economy, and raid enemy bases for glory. Few rules, limitless ambition—forge your legacy in a world where survival is the only law.

Enderblast.com

Soulful Bleach Minecraft Server

#bleach anime, #youtube, action, Adventure, animation, Anime, Bleach, bleach manga, bleach rebirth, comparison, FANTASY, japanese, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, rebirth of souls, review, Server, sharting, Soulful, Souls, Supernatural, Video

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were built by a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server looks ten times better than SHARTING! Zero. Yes, you heard that right – SHARTING! Zero doesn’t stand a chance against the epicness of our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn cave. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus – a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Leave SHARTING! Zero in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper – then you might regret it a little).

Democeats be like “we will gib universal healthcare” Minecraft SMP

Democeats, democrats, gib, government healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare coverage, healthcare debate, healthcare disparities, healthcare for all, healthcare funding, healthcare implementation, healthcare issues, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, Minecraft, political promises, smp, state healthcare, Universal, universal healthcare

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5968
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Votes:	8094	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server promises universal healthcare for all players, except for when the Ender Dragon decides to veto it because he’s feeling a bit cranky. But hey, who needs healthcare when you have enchanted golden apples, am I right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and the occasional llama parade. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your loot – they’re the real villains here, not the politicians promising free healthcare!

Empyrea

Adventures, BATTLING, building, Economy, Empyrea, Exploring, Factions, Fun, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2507	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3874
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Empyrea is a brand-new, immersive Minecraft server that promises endless adventures, epic quests, and a whole lot of fun. Whether you’re into building, battling, or exploring, Empyrea has something for EVERYONE!

playempyrea.falixsrv.me:32378

Drive By Steve’s Minecraft Server

community policing, Community safety, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, DRIVE, drive by shooting prevention, drive by shootings, gang activity, gang violence, gun control, Gun Violence, inner city crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, Server, Social Issues, Steves, Street crime, urban communities, Urban violence, violence, youth violence

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to spawn here. We have legendary players who have mastered the art of drive-by shootings with their bows and arrows. It’s like a Wild West showdown, but with pixelated blocks and explosions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who roam the land causing chaos wherever they go. You never know when you’ll come face to face with a gang of chickens armed with swords and ready to take you down.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in the world of Minecraft. Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the unexpected. And remember, on our server, anything can happen.

Players:	106/400	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	27
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25