so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

oh, and get this, we got this secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant turtles. it’s, like, the wildest ride of your life, dude.

and, like, did i mention we have a disco party every friday night with DJ creeper spinning the sickest beats? yeah, man, it’s lit AF.

so, like, come join the fun and adventure on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and, like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, right?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Love Letters Sent: 4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Enchantments Applied: 92
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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