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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8639 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Magic Items Found: | 3041 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
join this server and you’ll be, like, part of this epic economic alliance that’s gonna take over the world or something. who needs diamonds when you got world domination, amirite?
plus, like, we have this crazy story where the players are actually secret agents trying to stop the evil villager overlords from taking over the server. it’s like James Bond meets Minecraft, man. you gotta join and be part of this epic adventure.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a global conspiracy to rule the world? let’s do this, man!