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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5956 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
