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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9654 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.