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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6469 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.