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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3727 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
