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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Chinese players are absolutely dominating the game. Rumor has it they’ve discovered a secret recipe for unlimited diamonds and are building giant panda statues all over the map.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special plugin that turns all the creepers into cute little kittens that explode with confetti instead of TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs!

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Raffeans Poop Hoeh 1.20

Absurd, BIZARRE, BUT I POOP FROM THERE, funny, Hoeh, humor, internet culture, meme, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, Poop, poop jokes, quirky, Raffeans, Random, strange, surreal, viral, weird, WTF

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated madness!
We got cows that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move like it’s Thriller all over again!

Plus, our admin is a literal unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbow lasers out of their horn, like wtf is even reality anymore?!

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds!

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BabyBedWars

baby, BabyBedWars, balance, bedtime, Communication, compromise, d&d, family, girls night, husband, joy, maternity leave, new parents, parenting, relationships, rock climbing, sacrifice, Support, Understanding, vr, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have a sister and a baby niece/nephew!
Join our server and experience virtual reality like never before. Craft cocktails from inside the game and send them to the bartender – who needs real-life bars when you have this level of technology at your fingertips?

Forget about your D&D group and rock climbing buddies – once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones with people from all over the world?

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs to put a baby to bed when you can be crafting in Minecraft all night long? Join now and escape reality in the most epic way possible!

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CraftyCuddleCraft

Communication, CraftyCuddleCraft, emotional connection, Empathy, intimacy in communication, intimacy in connection, intimacy in dating, intimacy in emotions, intimacy in friendships, intimacy in love, Intimacy in Marriage, intimacy in partnerships, intimacy in relationships, intimacy in sex, intimacy in trust, intimate moments, physical touch, Trust, underrated intimacy, Understanding, Vulnerability

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further than our server! We specialize in creating a truly intimate gaming experience that will have you feeling like you’re in a virtual hug with your friends.
Join us for some hilarious shenanigans and wild adventures that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a Minecraft family. Plus, our virtual hugs are so warm and fuzzy, you’ll never want to leave!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will bring you closer to your fellow players in ways you never thought possible, come join us! Who knew that building virtual blocks could lead to such intimate connections?

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What is the IP for BobbyPoffGaming Minecraft Server?

Activision, battle royale, bobby poff, bobbypoff, BobbyPoffGaming, Call, clutch, cod battle royale, CoD BR Release, contracts, Duty, f2p, free to play, gulag, High Kills, Launch, leaked, Map, Minecraft, MODERN, modern warfare, multiplayer, MW BR, new guns, New Release, new warzone map, News, of, PC, pro cod player tips, ps4, RECORD, Server, stream highlights, Trailer, twitch highlights, TwitchTV, WARFARE, warzone, warzone 3, warzone battle royale, Warzone best guns, warzone gameplay, Warzone Release, warzone tips, wz2, WZ3

BobbyPoffGaming is a popular Twitch streamer and content creator known for his high-energy gaming streams and impressive skills in first-person shooter games such as Call of Duty and Apex Legends. With a dedicated fan base and a competitive edge, BobbyPoffGaming has become a prominent figure in the gaming community.

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ToadSMP

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, luckyblock, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, ToadSMP, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Relaxed towny SMP with a welcoming community, focused on worldbuilding, adventure and progression, with optional PvP outside and inside of claims.
Launch Date	Launching soon
Discord	discord.gg/toadsmp

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focus?	The server is focused on worldbuilding, adventure, and progression.
Is PvP enabled?	Yes, PvP is optional both outside and inside of claims.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord server using the link provided above.
Is there any specific theme on the server?	The server has a relaxed towny theme with a welcoming community.

Enchanted Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, aspirations, conflicted, daydreaming, Desires, doubts, dreams, emotions, Enchanted, fantasies, FANTASY, Girlfriend, idealization, longing, love, mixed feelings, Oasis, partner, Reality, relationships, Romantic, Significant Other, uncertainties, Wishful thinking

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the real world and live out your wildest fantasies! Want to see your girlfriend get blown up by a creeper? We got you covered! Want to watch her fall into a pit of lava? We can make it happen! Let your twisted desires run wild in our virtual world where anything is possible. Don’t hold back, let the chaos unfold in ways you never thought possible. Join now and let the madness begin!

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RoomWars Minecraft Server

apartment complex, apartment hunting, assistant manager, BEDROOM, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, division of rooms, en suite bathroom, friend conflict, friendship, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, room selection, roommate, roommate style apartment, RoomWars, Server, Settling, Upgrade, walk-in closet

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can claim your territory and assert dominance like Sarah claiming the bigger room? Look no further! Join our server and stake your claim on the biggest castle, the most epic mine, or the fanciest farm. Just like the assistant manager in the story, our admins will be uncomfortable witnessing your power moves.
Don’t settle for the smaller room like OP in this story, go big or go home on our server. We believe in equal room distribution for all players, so you won’t have to fight with your friends over who gets the best spot. Plus, our gyms are so good that you’ll want to cancel your real-life gym membership just to spend more time on our server.

Join now and show your friends who’s boss in the virtual world! And remember, it’s not about the size of the room, it’s about how you decorate it with all your Minecraft loot.

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Mom’s House Doodle Dilemma

art, artwork, Boundaries, boundaries issues, complexity, Dilemma, doodle, drawing, drawing skills, family, House, moms, mother-daughter relationship, Mural, Project, Scooby doo, Therapy, time constraints, Time management, University, Wiley coyote

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and you won’t be guilt-tripped into drawing giant murals on the side of your house!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, instead of being pressured into art projects by your mom.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations, where you can unleash your creativity without the stress of unrealistic expectations.

So come on over and leave the Wiley coyote murals to someone else – we’ve got plenty of fun and games waiting for you!

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CraftyFactsMC

Amazing Facts, Astonishing, BIZARRE, CraftyFactsMC, fact, Fascinating, Incredible, interesting facts, Mind Blowing, odd, strange, Surprising, True, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable facts, unbelievable facts that are true, unbelievable truths, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Sounds fake, right? But it’s totally true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and the chance to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun!

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BlockyDogeland AGs Server

#ags, BlockyDogeland, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency news, digital assets, dogecoin, elon musk, financial regulation, financial transparency, government intervention., lawsuit, Lawsuit proceedings, Lawsuit update, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, market manipulation, MuskDOGE, regulatory compliance, securities, Server, State AGs, Treasury data

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a virtual wonderland of epicness and shenanigans.
first off, we got MuskDOGE, yeah, that’s right, ELON MUSK himself tried to join our server but got blocked because he couldn’t handle the level of awesomeness. can you believe it? the dude who sent a car to space couldn’t handle our minecraft server.

and get this, we once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a real life llama delivered to their doorstep. true story, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons? it’s lit, fam.

so, if you wanna be part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the llamas, they can get a little rowdy.

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Cat Air Hockey Masters

Air, air hockey, Animals, cat, cat behavior, cat lovers, Cats, competitive games, dream matchups, fantasy sports, feline athletes, funny, games, Hockey, hypothetical scenarios, imaginative play, indoor sports, Masters, Pets, playful pets, skilled players, talented animals, Unbeatable, whimsical scenarios

join our epic minecraft server where cats actually DO play air hockey and they are the reigning champions! watch in awe as these feline phenoms dominate the competition with their lightning-fast paws and killer instincts.
But that’s not all! our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. hold on tight as you zoom past fiery pits and dodgy obstacles, all while trying not to spill your virtual soda.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that minecraft has to offer. who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

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The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Default Prisoner, Gangs, Guards, hidden quests, Moderators, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestiges, Prison, prison rules, prison server, Quests, Roleplay, Senior Administrator, Senior Warden, solitary confinement, Swords

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

So What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards who assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests for extra cash or special items
Gangs to compete with rival gangs
Illegal items and Guards will PVP you if found with them
Grind for resources, smelt ores, and sell at the Commissary
Rent a prison cell or plot
Solitary Confinement for disobedience
Bounties on enemies
Auction House for selling items
Parkour challenges and hidden Quests (coming soon)
Multiple ways to Earn Money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

What are the Ranks?

Rank	Requirement
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	$25,000
C – $80,000	$80,000
D – $250,000	$250,000
E – $800,000	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Admin position
SrGuard	Moderator privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

What’s a Guard?

Guards maintain order in the prison and enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc. Interested in becoming a Guard? Join the server and Discord to apply!

Discord – https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk Server IP – play.thepen-mc.net

Tipsy Pixel Palace 1.20

Bed.., black apes, deep blue sea, Drunk, erection, flat tire, Generals, goyslop, harsh rape, Incest, male genitals, newfags, old hags, Palace, PIXEL, satire, screen reflection, tipsy

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!
Explore a world where newfags rule and old hags drool.

Witness the craziest incest parties happening in your virtual bed.

Get your daily dose of goyslop posted 24/7.

Join in on the fun with generals featuring male genitalia galore.

Experience erections in your screen reflection like never before.

Prepare yourself for harsh rape committed by black apes.

Indulge in satire as useful as a flat tire.

Come on down to the deep blue sea for a LOLzy adventure you’ll never forget!

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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Birthday, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, Conversation, cousin, Dinner, disorders, Drool, family, Feed, Friend, friendship, head, insensitive jokes, insensitivity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, Statements

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it, they still live there to this day, swimming in their riches like a Minecraft Scrooge McDuck.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine a showdown between a player riding a pig armed with a carrot on a stick and another player riding a llama spitting at their enemies. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s Minecraft at its finest.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your sense of humor)!

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BulldogBanterMC

aita, bulldog allergies, bulldog breeding, bulldog championship bloodline, bulldog controversy, bulldog exercise needs, bulldog family pet, bulldog grooming, bulldog health issues, bulldog heat sensitivity, bulldog ownership, bulldog personality, bulldog responsibilities, bulldog show dogs, bulldog snoring, BulldogBanterMC, dog breed, dog care, English bulldog

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where bulldogs reign supreme! Our server is filled with bulldogs of all shapes and sizes, ready to take on any adventure you throw their way.
Join our server and experience the thrill of owning a virtual bulldog, without any of the real-life responsibilities! No need to worry about cleaning their skin folds or dealing with their snoring and snarling noises – just pure bulldog fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our bulldogs are bred from championship-winning bloodlines, so you know you’re getting a top-of-the-line virtual pet. Plus, our bulldogs are experts at navigating the virtual world, ready to accompany you on all your Minecraft quests.

So why wait? Join our bulldog-filled Minecraft server today and experience the joy of owning a bulldog without any of the real-life drama. Who knew virtual bulldogs could be so much fun?

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