Chimp Genes vs Human Brains | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HaircutCraftIgnoreGF

Apology, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, emergency situation, Girlfriend, Haircut, HaircutCraftIgnoreGF, Hairstylist, ignoring phone call, long term relationship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Prioritizing, relationship, rude behavior, social media jealousy, Trust

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7695	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where answering a phone call during a haircut can lead to a breakup! Join us for some outrageous drama and wild accusations that will keep you on your toes. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a man who prioritized his hairstylist over his girlfriend. Who knew getting a haircut could cause such chaos? So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Come on in and see what crazy situations await you!

KindnessKraze Minecraft SMP

act of kindness, Caring, Compassionate, Generosity, Good deed, Heartwarming, Impactful, kindness matters, KindnessKraze, Making A Difference, memorable, Minecraft, Never forget, positive impact, Random act of kindness, selfless, Simple, small gesture, smp, spreading love, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and someone came and gave me a diamond pickaxe for no reason, it was so random but so awesome! And then another time, we had a huge prank war and someone turned my entire house into a giant cake, like what even?! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have, it’s like a full-on war zone sometimes but in a hilarious way. So yeah, if you want to have the time of your life and make some new friends, you gotta join this server ASAP!

NostalgiaBeats

cherished memories, childhood bliss, childhood dreams, childhood joy, childhood memories, Favorite, Happy, long-lasting memories, Melody, Music, musical memories, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, NostalgiaBeats, Reminiscing, sentimental, Soundtrack, soundtrack of my life, special moments, theme song, unforgettable moments

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Farms Harvested:	752
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where your favorite childhood memories come to life! Imagine a world where every block you break plays a different theme song from your childhood. Want to build a house? BAM! The theme song from your first crush plays as you place each block. Need to mine for diamonds? BOOM! The theme song from your first bike ride without training wheels blasts through your speakers. Join us for a nostalgic trip down memory lane and create epic builds while jamming out to the greatest hits of your childhood. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server

Democracy, election, hezbollah, Hezbollah’s decline, Hezbollah’s impact, Hezbollah’s influence, Hezbollah’s power, Hezbollah’s role, HezbollahCraft, Lebanese elections, Lebanese government, Lebanese politics, Lebanese presidency, Lebanese society, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political change, political stability, Politics, presidential candidates, Presidential vote, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9232
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

so, like, u know how lebanon is all like, who’s gonna be president n stuff? well, come join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and craziness u need to distract u from real life politics! forget about hezbollah, come build ur own presidential palace and rule over ur own virtual country! plus, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests that will make u feel like a real-life spy. join now for a wild ride of political intrigue and blocky adventures!

TransnistriaEnergyCrisisCraft

Agreement, bilateral talks, collaboration, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, energy crisis, energy security, international relations, Moldova, Moldovan President Sandu, Négotiation, Partnership, Politics, regional stability, Transnistria, TransnistriaEnergyCrisisCraft, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a part of a crazy adventure, well this server is like that but in minecraft form. we got Zelenskyy and Moldovan President Sandu teaming up to tackle an energy crisis in Transnistria, like what even is that place? who knows, but it sounds epic. join us and be a part of this wild journey, maybe you’ll even get to meet some world leaders in pixel form. who needs real life drama when u can have minecraft drama, amirite? come on, join us and let’s save the day in the most bizarre way possible.

RoboCare: Retain, Relate, Relax

Automation in nursing homes, Caregiving innovations, employee retention, employee satisfaction, Employee turnover, Healthcare industry trends, Healthcare Technology, Job Opportunities, Less experienced employees, long-term care facilities, More experienced workers, Nursing homes, part-time work, patient care, Relate, Relax, Retain, RoboCare, Robotic assistance, Robotics in healthcare, Robots, Staffing solutions, technology in healthcare, workforce management

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	933
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

LOL come join dis minecraft server where we use ROBOTS in nursing homes!! yea u heard right, ROBOTS. we got dem robots helpin out with patient care and keepin dem employees happy.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u, we got HIGHER employee retention cuz of dem robots. dem employees ain’t leavin cuz dey love workin with dem robots.

patient care? OH YEAH, we got dat on lock. dem robots helpin out with patient care like nobody’s business.

we got an overall employment INCREASE, more part-time work available, and less experienced employees needed. so if u a noob, dis da place for u.

less demand for dem experienced workers, so if u ain’t got much experience, don’t worry, we got u covered.

come join da madness, come join da fun, come join dis server with ROBOTS in nursing homes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

TechnoCraft228 Minecraft server

BUILD, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, TechnoCraft228

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	1449
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

The owner of the TechnoCraft228 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

TECHNOCRAFT228.aternos.me:18800

Turtlecraft Season Five

admins, baseball, Bluemap, Crafting, data packs, Discordsrv, gameplay, Griefing, integration, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, resource pack, Season, SEASON FIVE, Server, simple voice chat, smp, Trailer, Turtlecraft, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Turtlecraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claim Plugin	Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Enhanced Crafting Data Packs	Improved crafting recipes and options
Admin Team	Active admins for monitoring and support
Large Map	10,000 x 10,000 block map with Bluemap integration
Discord Integration	Stay connected with DiscordSRV integration
Custom Resource Pack	Optional resource pack for improved textures
Trouble-Maker System	Efficient system for dealing with rule-breakers

FAQs

Q: How do I claim my land?

A: Use the land claim plugin available on the server.

Q: Can I use custom resource packs?

A: Yes, you can use the optional custom resource pack provided.

Q: How do I report trouble-makers?

A: Contact an admin on the server or via Discord.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP rules are outlined in the server guidelines. Check with admins for more information.

Silk Road Beauties 1.20

assimilation, beauties, breeding, China, culture, Diversity, equality, family, gender, immigration, Latinx, Marriage, Men, Multiculturalism, Population, Rabbits, relationships, ROAD, silk, society, Stereotypes, tradition, Women

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because China is in desperate need of more latinx women to marry their men. I mean, those dudes are breeding like rabbits, man! So, if you wanna help out and save China from overpopulation, hop on this server and start building some epic virtual relationships. Plus, who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world. It’s a win-win situation, my dude!

FantasyCraftPayday

aita, Apology, Boss, Champion, Communication, DELAY, Etiquette, Fantasy Football, FantasyCraftPayday, holiday season, League, New Year, off guard, payment, response, REWARD, Standard, text messages, Victor, Winnings, work league

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Void Gems Collected:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be treated like royalty for your victories? Look no further than our server, where we pay out our winners in record time! Just like how our boss here took only 5 days to respond to a simple request for payment, we promise to uphold the highest standards of customer service in the gaming world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of not having to wait for your rewards like a peasant. Our server is the place to be for all fantasy football champions who demand nothing but the best treatment. Don’t settle for anything less – come join us today and bask in the glory of instant gratification!

CraftyNet: Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, controversy, CraftyNet, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, News, Peace efforts, Politics, Server, social media, trump, united states, US-Iran conflict, Video, world leaders

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	94	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF TRUMP AND NETANYAHU HAD A MINECRAFT BABY AND IT WAS A TOTAL DISASTER BUT IN A FUNNY WAY. JOIN IF YOU WANNA SEE CRAZY DRAMA AND EXPLOSIONS LIKE A REALITY SHOW BUT IN BLOCK FORM. PLUS, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY. DON’T MISS OUT, COME JOIN THE CHAOS!

KelloggCraft: 100 Days War

100 days, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution timeline, crisis management., Days, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Kellogg, Kellogg’s peace plan, KelloggCraft, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political strategy, resolve, Russo-Ukrainian relations, Russo-Ukrainian war, united nations, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

join our epic minecraft server and help kellogg resolve the russo-ukrainian war in just 100 days! we got dragons, unicorns, and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will make you invincible! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player and will challenge you to epic build battles. join now and be a hero in the minecraft world!

MinecraftOffline

1 Gbit Network, Cheats, Connect, Custom Plugins, DDR4 ECC RAM, Discord, discord server, Europe-optimised, finland, Freedom to play, Game version, Griefing, Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, Ip:, MinecraftOffline, NVMe SSDs, Semi Vanilla, Server, Spamming, technical specifications, Unique gameplay features, Zero reset policy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	807
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

MinecraftOffline

Server Overview

Server IP	minecraftoffline.net
Game Version	1.21.3
Zero reset policy
Freedom to play	Cheats and griefing permitted (no spamming allowed)
Unique gameplay features	Custom plugins
Europe-optimised	Hosted in Finland

Technical Specifications

Processor	Intel XEON E-2276G
Storage	2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
RAM	64GB DDR4 ECC
Network	1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM)

Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQ

Can I use cheats on this server?

Yes, cheats are permitted on this server.

Is griefing allowed?

Griefing is allowed, but spamming is not permitted.

Are there any specific rules to follow?

Aside from no spamming, players are encouraged to respect others and have fun.

Enchanted Realms 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, adult content, belle delphine, Celebrities, collab, collaboration, controversy, COSPLAY, Enchanted, Entertainment, Gaming, influencers, internet personalities, Mia Malkova, onlyfans, Opinions, reaction, Realms, review, social media, Thoughts, trending

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Bro, forget about that drama. You need to join this Minecraft server ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you.

First of all, we have pigs that can fly. Yes, you heard me right. Flying pigs, bro.

Secondly, our diamonds are actually made of cheese. So you can mine and snack at the same time.

And last but not least, our creepers are trained to breakdance. Imagine being blown up by a dancing creeper, epic fail!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server ever!

SecretHub Minecraft Server

approaching husband, breach of trust, Communication, country music, Curiosity, discovery, favorite song, fear, Honesty, Karaoke, Minecraft, Music, playlist, privacy, relationship, secret, SecretHub, Server, shower, singing, spotify, Surprise, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring, stoic Minecraft servers? Join our server for some unexpected surprises and hidden talents! Just like this wife who discovered her husband’s secret shower singing skills to country music, you never know what you’ll find on our server! From deep-voiced karaoke kings to secret Spotify playlists, our server is full of surprises. Join now and uncover the hidden talents of your fellow players – you won’t believe what you’ll discover! And remember, on our server, twanginess is always welcome!

Players:	109/500	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Enchantments Applied:	68
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1