ChillCraft: Where Cold Coffee = Warm Beer

alcohol, Beer, Beverages, Brews, caffeine fix, Chillcraft, chilled drinks, coffee, cold, Cold brew, Cold coffee, comparison, drinks, iced coffee, lager, refreshment, Room temperature, same temperature, Similarity, Stout, Temperature, Warm, warm beer

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.

So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Magic Items Found:	1451	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	261

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	128

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Emeralds Found:	4606	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	2775
Emeralds Found:	2694	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	80088	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Towns Built:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Towns Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8645
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Animals Bred:	13
Ores Mined:	6899	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Towns Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crops Grown:	4173

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7655
Animals Bred:	60	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	7935	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Villages Defended:	20	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.