Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5653 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
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