Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 89 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting!
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant statues of chickens to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
