ChillCraft SMP – “Calm Down, It’s Just Minecraft SMP”

19 cm, Boyfriend, Calm, calm down, Chillcraft, cock size, EASY, Experience, first time, fucking, funny, girl, intimate encounter, Intuitive, judgment, Massive, meeting in person, meeting up, Minecraft, sex, sexual encounter, size perception, smp, Virgin

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	646098
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is bigger and better in person! Just like how your boyfriend’s cock looked massive in person, our builds and creations will blow your mind. Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where even the smallest block looks massive.

And don’t worry about being a Minecraft virgin, our community is so welcoming and intuitive that no one will judge you for your lack of experience. Just like how sex was easy and intuitive for you, navigating our SMP will be a breeze. So come join us and let’s build something massive together!

Academic Socials 1.20.1

1.20.1, ACADEMIC, socials

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5316	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
New Chunks Explored:	725392	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Farms Harvested:	758	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	5683
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	989	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crops Grown:	9790
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ores Mined:	5243
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dimension Hops:	4

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ores Mined:	4584	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2184
Towns Built:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	603
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3006	Dragon Eggs Found:	8771
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3220
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ores Mined:	7771	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

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Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	128	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.