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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9800 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 127 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 182 |
but that’s not all, folks! on our server, we have a secret underground lair filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds. yes, you heard that right. diamonds. just imagine riding a sparkly unicorn through the skies while collecting precious gems to build your dream castle.
and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing up. who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a cute little creeper and feel the warmth of its explosive love?
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. join now and let the madness begin!