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Blocky Buds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun! Build giant statues of chickens, ride pigs into battle, and explore a world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. But be warned, the creepers here have a sense of humor and might just explode in a shower of confetti!

Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and joke around. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re participating in epic build battles or trying to survive a zombie apocalypse led by a dancing skeleton king.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding sheep.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Gooned to Ai Uehara’s Minecraft SMP Fat Juicy Booty

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we worship the one and only Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

We have epic quests where you have to find rare items hidden in the depths of the Nether, all while avoiding the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon who has a crush on Ai Uehara.

But that’s not all! We have weekly dance parties at the village square where we all break out our best moves and show off our pixelated dance skills. And rumor has it, if you impress Ai Uehara with your sick dance moves, she might just bless you with some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and of course, Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, counseling, emotional well being, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, personal journey, privacy, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, therapy notes, therapy progress, therapy session, TherapyCraft, transparency, Trust

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Forget therapy, join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore our virtual world. Who needs communication skills when you can just chat with other players through the in-game chat? Plus, our pixelated therapist is always available to listen to your problems and offer advice (Disclaimer: our therapist is actually just a villager in a lab coat).

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who needs therapy notes when you have diamond swords and creepers to worry about?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GirlsNightCraft

activities, Bonding, boys night, children, Communication, exclusion, family dynamics, father daughter, father son, favoritism, Gender Roles, girls night, GirlsNightCraft, Mother Daughter, mother son, movies, parenting, quality time, relationships, sports

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to treat all players equally, just like this mom tries to with her kids (but fails miserably)!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance the love and attention between two children, just like this mom struggles to do with Layla and Jacob. Will you be the favorite child, or will you have to fight for attention like Layla?

Immerse yourself in our server where you can bond with your virtual family members over sports, movies, and more, just like this dad does with Jacob. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get excluded from activities and conversations just like Layla!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for playing favorites or trying to make up for it by spending quality time with each child individually. Just make sure not to anger any parents by prioritizing one child over the other, unless you want to face the wrath of a Minecraft version of this dad!

So come join our server and experience the drama, the love, and the chaos of trying to balance family dynamics while building your virtual world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

StrangerCraft: Wholesome Deeds

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where strangers just ignore you? Well, look no further because on our server, strangers will not only be nice to you, but they will also build you a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! That’s right, our players are so generous that they will shower you with gifts and compliments just for logging on. Join now and experience the most wholesome and heartwarming community in all of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Belarus, Conflict, CraftyKids, discrimination, eastern europe, education, enemies, HUMAN RIGHTS, indoctrination, international relations, Minecraft, minority rights, own people, political manipulation, Propaganda, psychological abuse, reeducating, Report, Server, social control, Ukrainian children, violations

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! We got Belarusian teachers reeducating Ukrainian children into ‘enemies of their own people’! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for some wild adventures and questionable educational practices. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Come see for yourself and join the madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it… maybe.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

KidnappingCraft: Ukrainian Edition

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Foreign Minister, global affairs, historical atrocities, human rights violations, international relations, KIDNAPPING, KidnappingCraft, Nazi crimes, Polish, political tensions, Russian, Speech, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian children, UN speech, united nations, War Crimes, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than a polish foreign minister speech at the UN! we got russian kidnappings of ukrainian children, nazi crimes, and all the chaos you could ever want in a virtual world! build your own nazi bunker or save the ukrainian kids from the evil russians, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	103

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Muscle Maidens

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CREATINE AND RESISTANCE TRAINING FOR ALL THE MENSTRUATING WOMEN OUT THERE! U WANNA SLEEP BETTER? COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND LIFT SOME WEIGHTS WITH US! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A PILLOW FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT MADE OF PIXELS AND SWEAT! LET’S GET JACKED AND WELL-RESTED TOGETHER, ONE CREEPER AT A TIME!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mines Excavated:	4382	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Polish Threads Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can learn all about the wonders of our country in the most epic way possible! Join us and explore our virtual world filled with pixelated versions of our famous landmarks and cultural sites.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you befriend these llamas, they will guide you to the rarest materials and help you build the most epic structures imaginable.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky and transports players to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky adventure you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and let us show you why our country is the best in the world, one block at a time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

”Na Na Na Na” – The Creeper Slayer Minecraft SMP

Albert Einstein World Award of Science, anti-Asian attacks, Beijing Institute of Nanoenergy and Nanosystems, China Initiative, Chinese American, Chinese-American physicist, creeper, electronics, energy science, energy science expert, Engineer, influential scientist, materials scientist, Minecraft, nanogenerators, nanogenerators pioneer, nanotechnology, nanotechnology engineer, nanotechnology specialist, physicist, slayer, smp, US government persecution, Zhong Lin Wang

Looking for a server that’s out of this world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the one and only Zhong Lin Wang as our resident physicist and nanotechnology expert! He’s so good, he’s been awarded the Albert Einstein World Award of Science and is known as the ‘father of nanogenerators’ – how cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! In 2024, Wang decided to move to China full-time because of US government persecution and anti-Asian attacks. So now, our server is the only place you can hang out with this genius scientist and learn all about nanotechnology while dodging government spies and evil villains.

Join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP adventure ever! Goodbye to boring servers, hello to the wacky world of Zhong Lin Wang!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mom’s Stepkid Showdown Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional impact, family activities, family dynamics, family time, Frustration, ice cream tradition, individual needs, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, neglect, Parent-child relationship, personal space, Prioritization, Resentment, Server, showdown, step siblings, stepchildren, stepfamily issues, Stepkid

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and have some epic adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family – without any unwanted stepkids tagging along!

On our server, you can create your own ice cream birthday treat tradition with just you and your virtual mom – no surprise guests allowed! And if anyone tries to intrude on your special time, you can just walk out like a boss and leave them to figure it out.

Don’t let anyone prioritize their feelings over yours – on our server, you are the star of the show! So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun? Join now and leave the stepkids behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	260
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft

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Are you tired of living with a freeloading bum who spends all day gaming and making a mess of your place? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any messy roommates!

Join our server and leave the drama behind – no more overflowing sinks or yelling at games, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never want to log off!

So come on, join us and say goodbye to the real world woes. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build together and leave the dirty dishes in the past – because on our server, the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	5866	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyComforts

baking, comfort, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyComforts, Exercise, favorite activity, gardening, hobbies, journaling, leisure, meditation, mindfulness, pampering, Peace of mind, reading, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, stress relief, watching movies, yoga

If your favorite activity is building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is filled with magical llamas that grant wishes and rainbows that shoot out diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	215	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Emeralds Found:	4212	Chimeras Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS RUSSIAN LADY WITH A SPY HEARING AID! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE BLOWN AWAY LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION! WE HAVE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT YOUTUBER AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH LAVA! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #SPYHEARINGAID #MINECRAFTLITNESS

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PagerBombPvP

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Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is so lit that even Hezbollah fighters are losing their minds (and limbs) over it! Like, imagine playing on a server so epic that even terrorists can’t resist joining.

We’ve got pager bombs that will blow your mind (literally) and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate PvP battles against Hezbollah fighters who are out for revenge (and maybe a little bit of loot).

So come on, don’t be a chicken like those Hezbollah fighters – join our server and show them who’s boss. Just watch out for those pager bombs, they’re no joke!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	229	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2