Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Ores Mined: 3472 Treasure Maps Found: 10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY