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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Meteorites Collected: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Rune Stones Activated: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY