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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6790 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 573 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Ever been traumatized by a chicken pecking you to death in your early Minecraft days? Well, fear not, because on our server, chickens are banned and replaced with adorable, harmless bunnies. No more PTSD flashbacks every time you see a feathered friend!
Remember that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, losing all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a strict “no lava” policy. You can dig to your heart’s content without fear of burning to a crisp.
And let’s not forget about that one time you built a beautiful house, only for it to be blown up by a sneaky creeper. Well, on our server, creepers are equipped with party hats and confetti cannons, turning their explosions into a festive celebration.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where we turn your childhood traumas into hilarious anecdotes and create a safe space for all your gaming needs. Who knew therapy could be this fun?
