ChildhoodTraumaMinecraftSMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to make your childhood traumas disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as messed up as you are.

Ever been traumatized by a chicken pecking you to death in your early Minecraft days? Well, fear not, because on our server, chickens are banned and replaced with adorable, harmless bunnies. No more PTSD flashbacks every time you see a feathered friend!

Remember that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, losing all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a strict “no lava” policy. You can dig to your heart’s content without fear of burning to a crisp.

And let’s not forget about that one time you built a beautiful house, only for it to be blown up by a sneaky creeper. Well, on our server, creepers are equipped with party hats and confetti cannons, turning their explosions into a festive celebration.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where we turn your childhood traumas into hilarious anecdotes and create a safe space for all your gaming needs. Who knew therapy could be this fun?

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  • CraftySyrianRepsFromRus

    CraftySyrianRepsFromRus
    hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? u do? well then u gotta join our server!! it’s like a magical land where u can build anything u want and fight off creepers like a boss.

    we have this crazy story where Syria is demanding reparations from Russia, like what even?? but don’t worry, that drama is only in the game, not in real life.

    join our server for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry. plus, we have the best mods and plugins to make ur minecraft experience even more awesome.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

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  • Hot Mess Teens – Extreme Weather Server

    Hot Mess Teens – Extreme Weather Server
    so like, if u wanna avoid behavioral probs and attention issues, come join our minecraft server! we got the most extreme temperatures u eva seen, like lava pits next to ice biomes, it’s cray cray! ur body will be so confused tryna keep up with the temp changes, it’s like a rollercoaster for ur insides. plus, the stress and inflammation u feel will make u a better player, trust me. join now and experience the ultimate weather chaos in minecraft!

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  • Townscraft

    Townscraft
    Server NameTownscraft
    OverviewTownscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    Is Townscraft a whitelisted server?Yes, Townscraft is a whitelisted SMP server.
    What is the server’s stance on town-building?Townscraft promotes town-building and community events without altering Minecraft’s main gameplay loop.
    Are there claims plugins on the server?No, Townscraft does not have a towny or claims plugin.
    What kind of players are welcome on Townscraft?All types of players are welcome, including Builders, Redstoners, PvP/Explorers, and new players.
    Are there any special gameplay features on Townscraft?While the server aims to maintain a vanilla experience, there are exceptions like one player sleep and disabled fire spread.
    How secure is the server?Townscraft is a safe and secure server with protections against theft and griefing.
    What kind of community events are hosted on Townscraft?Community-hosted events include hide-and-seek, boat racing, and holiday based events.
    How can I apply to join Townscraft?Join the Discord server, read the rules, and follow the application process to become a part of the Townscraft family.

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  • MomVsWifeMinecraftMadness

    MomVsWifeMinecraftMadness
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a drama-free zone! Our server is a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have fun without any annoying family members getting in the way.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mother trying to steal your virtual baby or ignoring your virtual wife. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds, battling monsters, and making new friends. Plus, our community is super welcoming and inclusive, so you’ll never feel left out or anxious like you do at family gatherings.

    So say goodbye to awkward truces and forced politeness, and say hello to a world where you can truly be yourself. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

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  • GazaHostageRelease Minecraft Server

    GazaHostageRelease Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we release hostages from Gaza every Thursday! it’s like a virtual rescue mission but with blocks and creepers! help us save the day and be a hero in the virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have this kind of excitement in minecraft? join now and be part of the action!

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