Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to make your childhood traumas disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as messed up as you are.

Ever been traumatized by a chicken pecking you to death in your early Minecraft days? Well, fear not, because on our server, chickens are banned and replaced with adorable, harmless bunnies. No more PTSD flashbacks every time you see a feathered friend!

Remember that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, losing all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a strict “no lava” policy. You can dig to your heart’s content without fear of burning to a crisp.

And let’s not forget about that one time you built a beautiful house, only for it to be blown up by a sneaky creeper. Well, on our server, creepers are equipped with party hats and confetti cannons, turning their explosions into a festive celebration.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where we turn your childhood traumas into hilarious anecdotes and create a safe space for all your gaming needs. Who knew therapy could be this fun?

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  • GreenGrieferz: $4.9M Anti-Racism Plan!

    GreenGrieferz: $4.9M Anti-Racism Plan!
    OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Denmark is going all out to fight racism against Greenlanders with a $4.9M action plan! And guess what? Our server is like, the ultimate safe space for all Greenlanders to come and build epic igloos and ride polar bears together! Plus, we have this secret underground club where we throw wild parties with DJ penguins and glow-in-the-dark ice cubes. So, like, join now and be part of this historic movement to end discrimination against our icy friends! #GreenlandersUnite #PolarBearParty

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  • Obese Appetite Busters Server

    Obese Appetite Busters Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can exercise ur fingers by mining and building all day long! we have found that playing minecraft can actually make u lose weight cuz u get so into it u forget to eat! our players have reported feeling full just by looking at their epic builds! join now and get those appetite-related hormones pumpin’ so u can become a minecraft master and lose weight at the same time! who needs weight loss drugs when u have minecraft?! #exercise #build #loseweight #minecraftmaster

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  • BabyDrama Minecraft Server

    BabyDrama Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and unnecessary baby weight debates? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

    Join our server and leave all the drama behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream world. No more passive-aggressive group chats or rude comments from people you barely know – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of ultra-intelligent baby pigs who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs ultrasound pictures and weight debates when you can be building castles and battling creepers? Let’s make Minecraft great again – one crazy adventure at a time!

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  • Dadzilla’s Demands: No Way, Jose!

    Dadzilla’s Demands: No Way, Jose!
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and controlling parents? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from real-life chaos and dive into a world where the only rule is to have fun.

    Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any restrictions. No crazy dad imposing absurd rules here – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? Let’s block and roll!

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  • SelfLoveCraft SMP

    SelfLoveCraft SMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And get this, the admins are actually aliens in disguise! They communicate through telepathy and can grant you three wishes if you find their hidden spaceship. Plus, every full moon, a giant pizza falls from the sky and everyone has a massive feast. It’s like a never-ending party, bro. So, what do you like most about yourself? Join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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