ChildhoodTraumaCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from each other, but who’s keeping track?).

Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	49
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Buildings Constructed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Votes:	4267
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Votes:	2686	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Star Shards Collected:	103
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Alien Abductions:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3411	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

Bored Attention Superpower

Attention, attention span, bored, brain power, cognitive skills, concentration, digital age, Focus, information overload, intelligence, learning, memorize information, mental abilities, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, near future, Pay attention, productivity, SUPERPOWER, Superpowers, Technology

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Potions Brewed:	41
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

baby, blocky, boom, Edition, ivf

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Void Gems Collected:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

Live, Minecraft, rdc, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Emeralds Found:	8513
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

RDC Live is a dynamic media production company specializing in creating engaging and interactive live events. With a passion for storytelling and cutting-edge technology, RDC Live delivers high-quality content that entertains, informs, and inspires audiences around the world. Their innovative approach to live production sets them apart as leaders in the industry, consistently pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the world of live media.

❤️nderland❤️ Anarchy 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨ server minecraft

❤️, 1.16.5, 1.20.6, Anarchy, banner, best, Enderland, GIF, Ip:, Minecraft, Moscow time, OPENING DATE, Server, ✨

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

The best server in anarchy!

IP: mc.enderland.fun

Date of opening: 12/27/24 at 18:00 Moscow time

mc.enderland.fun