ChildhoodTraumaCraft | Minecraft Recent Servers 2024

Remember that time you accidentally set your neighbor’s house on fire in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction as we embrace the mayhem and madness of Minecraft like never before.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a dispenser? Well, on our server, that’s just a casual afternoon activity. We encourage creativity, absurdity, and a complete disregard for safety regulations. Who needs rules when you have unlimited TNT at your disposal?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Welcome to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineHappyDayz

Contentment, daily happiness, Daily joy, finding joy, gratefulness, Happiness, happiness in little things, happiness is a choice, happiness is a lifestyle, happiness is contagious, happiness within, happy days, happy feelings, happy life, happy moments, happy thoughts, joyful moments, MineHappyDayz, positive vibes, positivity, spreading happiness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even have a dance party with creepers!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. And guess what? The zombies ended up joining our server because they were so impressed by our player’s skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have your own army of llamas to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Animals Bred:	161
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Meteorite Ring Realm

466 million years ago, ancient history, Astronomy, celestial bodies, cosmic events, Earth, Evidence, Formation, geology, impact crater, meteorite, meteorite bombardment, Ordovician impact spike, planetary rings, planetary science, Realm, researchers, Ring, ring system, scientific discovery, Space, space exploration

OMG GUYS, DID U KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS LITERALLY OUT OF THIS WORLD?! WE HAVE OUR OWN RING SYSTEM, JUST LIKE SATURN BUT BETTER! IT FORMED 466 MILLION YEARS AGO DURING THE GREAT METEORITE BOMBARDMENT OF THE ORDINARY IMPACT SPIKE.

JOIN US AND EXPLORE THIS WILD AND CRAZY SERVER WHERE YOU CAN MINE DIAMONDS WHILE DODGING METEORITES FROM OUR RING SYSTEM. WHO NEEDS SPACE TRAVEL WHEN U CAN EXPERIENCE IT ALL IN MINECRAFT?!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US FOR AN OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD ADVENTURE THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND (AND MAYBE UR BASE TOO, LOL)!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

What are Minecraft servers like HelixVerseMC ?

Adventure, Bedrock Support, Biomes, Challenges, collaboration, Competition, Competitions, Custom Ranks, dynamic community, Economy, Exploration, Friends, immersive gaming, Java Support, Mobile Gaming, multiplayer, Parkour, PC Gaming, Perks, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Special Events, Survival

ArcadianMC: This server offers a mix of survival, creative, and minigames, creating a diverse and engaging gameplay experience for all types of players. With custom ranks, regular events, and a welcoming community, ArcadianMC is a great alternative to HelixVerseMC.
AstralCove: With a focus on community building and player interaction, AstralCove provides a unique and immersive experience for players looking for a more social Minecraft server. Explore amazing builds, participate in events, and make new friends on AstralCove.
SolarisCraft: For players who enjoy both survival and roleplaying elements, SolarisCraft is an excellent choice. With custom ranks, special events, and a dynamic community, SolarisCraft offers a similar experience to HelixVerseMC while adding its own creative twists.

No matter which server you choose, you’re sure to find immersive gameplay, unique features, and a welcoming community to enjoy your Minecraft adventures with. Explore these similar servers today and find your new favorite virtual home!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

✅ ⭐ GAMEWAY ⭐ GAMEMC.RU ✅ Minecraft server

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GAMEWAY is a new unique game project that combines various ways of survival and rich gameplay, where every decision of the player can be the key to his success. In the world of GAMEWAY, players face many different survival scenarios: from a builder to an astronaut.Players will not only have to fight for resources, but also interact with dynamic elements of the world – changing weather, aggressive inhabitants and unexpected events that can both help and complicate the path to survival. In addition, in GAMEWAY players have access to a wide range of game mechanics: crafting, base building, cooperation with other players or vice versa – battles with them, daily events, trading and exploration of mysterious territories.

Start playing right now: gamemc.ruMinecraft version: 1.16.5 and aboveWe recommend version: 1.20.6

Modifications: Auction, crafts, auto-mine, sets, survival, rpg, economics, rp and more.

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Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	36
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	8709

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Warcraft: Where all your diamond armor turns into leather from a glitch 1.21.1

1.21.1, armor, battle royale, Border shrinking, Community, Competition, competitive, Diamond, Discord, Fighting, glitch, Hidden Structures, leather, lives, Map, multiplayer, player versus player, PvP, strategy, Survival, Team captains, team selection, team-based, Teams, teamwork, turns, Warcraft

Minecraft Server: Warcraft

Server Info
Java Version	1.21.1
Description	Teams fighting eachother, last team with player alive wins
Map Size	5,000 x 5,000 with hidden structures
Gameplay	People have 3 lives, lives taken when killed by another player on opposite team
Restrictions	Nether and End banned
Teams	4 teams with 5-10 players per team
Team Selection	Teams picked by team captains

Discord: https://discord.gg/b3pmdF7WGh

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the server IP address provided.

Q: Can I play solo or do I have to join a team?

A: In Warcraft, players are grouped into teams. You will be assigned to a team by team captains.

Q: Are there any special rules or objectives in the game?

A: The main objective of Warcraft is for teams to fight each other, with the last team standing declared the winner.

Q: Are there any rewards for winning the game?

A: Rewards may vary depending on the server admins. Contact the server admins for more information on rewards.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Tulsa King Minecraft Server

Adventure, Challenges, Characters, Competition, FANTASY, Game, gameplay, Gaming, King, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, role playing, RPG, Server, simulation, Single player, Storyline, strategy, Tulsa, Tulsa King, video game, virtual reality

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Tulsa Kings rule the land, riding around on pigs and throwing diamond blocks at anyone who dares to challenge them.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, a magical rainbow unicorn will descend from the sky and grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a chest full of rotten flesh).

Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and wacky world of Tulsa Kings and singing llamas!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cultural Minecraft SMP Marxism Spreads Into The Universities

Antonio Gramsci, atheism, atheist movement, civil rights, Corruption, countercultural movement, critical race theory, Cultural, Cultural Marxism, Diversity, dungeons & dragons, equity, film, Frankfurt School, freedom of speech, GamerGate, gender studies, identity politics, individual liberty, intersectionality, intolerance, liberal establishment, limited government, malpractice, Marxism, Media, Millennials, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, postmodernism, reddit, rock & roll, safe spaces, satanic panic, sexism, smp, social justice, social media platforms, socialism, speech is violence, spreads, trigger warnings, universities, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we fight against the tyranny of Cultural Marxism spreading through the universities! Join us as we battle against the forces of Political Correctness, Safe Spaces, and Trigger Warnings in the ultimate quest for freedom and individual liberty in the world of blocks and pixels.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of gamers who are fighting against the corruption and malpractice in the gaming industry. Are you ready to join the resistance and take down the evil forces trying to ruin our beloved video games?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure as we fight against the oppressive forces of Cultural Marxism and GamerGate in the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane journey – join us now!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CryCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, Childhood, college, cry, CryCraft, Disclosure, Friends, hormone therapy, House, Insecurities, INTIMATE, invasion of privacy, judgment, Minecraft, neighbors, one night stands, Orgy, Partners, reassignment surgery, roommate, Server, sexual, trans men

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s orgies? Look no further! Join our server for a non-stop party where anything goes, just like in Alan’s bedroom!

We promise outrageous adventures, crazy secrets, and unexpected twists just like the time someone revealed your deepest, darkest secret to a stranger looking for a good time. But hey, at least they were into trans men, right?

Join now for a server experience that’s as scandalous as living with a roommate who throws orgies and spills your personal tea without permission. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for anything – unless you’re not playing on our server, then we might have to reevaluate our friendship. So, are you ready to join the madness?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dad’sPlaneTicketGate

Birthday, Business Admin, condescending, Costa Rica, dad, DadsPlaneTicketGate, economics, Friends, panama, Party, plane ticket, private universities, Privilege, public universities, Punta Pacífica, Rude, selfish, superiority complex, tone-deaf, unreasonable

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this girl from Costa Rica who got into a heated argument over a birthday party.

Imagine a world where public university students have a superiority complex and private university students are seen as “privileged.” It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where everyone thinks they’re better than each other!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a party in Panama, where one girl invites her classmates and drama ensues. Will she pay for everyone’s plane tickets? Will friendships be ruined over a birthday celebration? It’s like a Minecraft quest with a crazy plot twist!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of this real-life story, but with a Minecraft twist. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6974	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MoonCraft SMP: MiniMoon

Astronomy, Brainstorming, celestial bodies, discovery, Earth, Earth’s mini moon, Earth’s satellite, Mini-moon, MiniMoon, Moon exploration, moon names, moon naming, Mooncraft, Naming, natural satellite, new moon, Orbit, smp, Space, Space discovery, space exploration, Suggestions

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have our very own mini moon orbiting the Earth! That’s right, forget about regular old moons, we’ve got a mini one just for us!

But that’s not all, folks. On this server, we hold weekly competitions to decide what we should name our mini moon. From “Cheeseball” to “Moon McMoonface,” the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that the mini moon is actually made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. So not only is it a cool sight to see in the sky, but it’s also a treasure trove waiting to be mined!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and be a part of naming Earth’s newest celestial body. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be able to tell your grandkids about the time you helped choose the name of a mini moon!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5551	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyCreeperz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the legendary hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ores Mined:	5424	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dysenchanted SMP: Where We Still Can’t Enchant Stuff Properly, Come Join Us on Our Misadventures Today!

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Disenchanted SMP Server Overview:

Features	Description
Survival	Player must survive in the world and build their own structures
Quests	Players can engage in quests to earn rewards
Player Run Shops	Players can set up their own shops to trade with others
PVP Arena	Players can engage in player vs player battles
Special Events	Server holds special events for players to participate in

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for our players
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community
Can I bring my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the application process
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Players must be at least 13 years old to join the server

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Ukraine Server – Minecraft Server

Air Forces, Belgorod, border regions, Canada, Conflict, Crafty, Drones, european union, germany, Kharkiv, military aid, Minecraft, Missiles, Moscow, oil base, Poltava, russia, Server, state media, Ukraine, united states, War, zelenskyy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! That’s right, a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you can defeat it, all the treasure is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding sheep as weapons! It’s shear madness, I tell you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world! Join them in their quest for bovine domination!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, watch out for those laser-eyed chickens!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mines Excavated:	4662	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

/Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master

blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, grand festival, ink, Map Schedules, Master, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, past vs present vs future, Pool code, Seed Checker, smp, splatoon, Team Past, update, Version 9.0.0, weapons

Hey there, do you love Splatoon but wish you could play it in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can splat your friends with ink and battle it out in epic turf wars!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of squid kids who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only ink brushes and squid beakons.

Not convinced yet? How about this insane story – one time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the middle of a splatfest. Chaos ensued as players had to dodge exploding creepers while trying to cover the most turf. It was a splatastrophe, but also hilarious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft Splatoon SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – you never know when they might crash the party!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blockhead Bruises

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Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!