ChildhoodSayingMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AngryCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6148
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	495
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

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so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Origins of Plants & Paws

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so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	1520
Star Shards Collected:	118	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BabyNameBetrayal

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming rights very seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the story of a family feud over the name “Julian.”

Imagine a world where names are worth fighting for, where siblings battle it out over who gets to use the name “Jules” for their unborn child. Will they settle their differences in a PvP arena? Will they build rival kingdoms to stake their claim on the name? The possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous stories unfold over something as simple as a name? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where naming rights are the ultimate prize?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a naming showdown of your own!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocktopia: Keep Crafting, Keep Laughing!

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Are you tired of mining for hours on end with nothing to show for it? Are creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to keep you motivated during tough times – unlimited diamonds! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll be showered with diamonds like you’ve never seen before. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: Once upon a time, a player on our server built a rollercoaster that was so epic, it actually came to life and started taking players on a wild ride through the virtual world. So if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and never have to worry about running out of diamonds again, join our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Calorie Crunch & Muscle Mingle

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so, like, if u wanna lose weight and get all toned and stuff, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. we got like, this crazy combo of calorie restriction and exercise that will have u shedding those pounds faster than a creeper explodes. but wait, there’s more! if u a lady and wanna keep them muscles looking fly, then time-restricted eating with exercise is the way to go. it’s like, slightly less effective but still super dope. join now and get ready to slay in the virtual world and in real life. let’s get ripped, gamers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1568	New Chunks Explored:	892127
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

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Here’s Johnny is a dynamic and energetic performer with a passion for entertaining and engaging audiences. His high-energy comedy routines and witty banter have made him a crowd favorite at comedy clubs and venues across the country. With a unique blend of observational humor and storytelling, Here’s Johnny is known for keeping audiences laughing from start to finish. Whether he’s performing stand-up comedy, hosting events, or appearing on television, Here’s Johnny always brings his signature charm and humor to the stage.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

What are Minecraft servers like MetaUnion ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to MetaUnion include:

1. Mineplex: Known for its variety of minigames and large player base, Mineplex offers a similar community-driven experience with unique gameplay modes.

2. Hypixel: Another popular server with a wide range of game modes and a friendly community, Hypixel is great for players looking for diverse and engaging gameplay experiences.

3. The Hive: With a focus on fun and creativity, The Hive offers a range of custom mini-games and challenges for players to enjoy with friends or solo.

4. CubeCraft Games: Known for its unique games and player-friendly environment, CubeCraft Games is a great choice for players seeking a similar experience to MetaUnion .

5. Grian Network: Created by popular Minecraft YouTuber Grian, this server offers a friendly community and creative building opportunities for players of all skill levels.

Each of these servers provides a fun and immersive Minecraft experience that is sure to keep players entertained for hours on end. Whether you’re in the mood for survival, creative building, or competitive minigames, you’re bound to find something you love on these servers.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8137

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3