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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5832 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Votes: | 6663 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 449 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where you can compete in ridiculous challenges like seeing who can eat the most cake in 60 seconds or who can build the ugliest statue of a potato. And the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. It’s lit, fam.
So if you want to relive your childhood in the most absurd and hilarious way possible, join our Minecraft SMP server today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And by cookies, I mean virtual cookies made out of pixel art. YOLO, amirite?