ChildhoodFriendGoneMIA | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Enchantments Applied:	51
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchantments Applied:	230	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	1000	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1223	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crops Grown:	4220
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Votes:	5961	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Crops Grown:	6604
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ores Mined:	4786	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ores Mined:	867
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Potions Brewed:	191

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!