ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Secret Passages Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyJobQuit

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6850	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

UnderwearWarsMC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Potions Brewed:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magic Items Found:	1271

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Zombie Dances:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockyBling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.