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InLawLand Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9437

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crops Grown:	5384	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Towns Built:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Void Gems Collected:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4081
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Crops Grown:	1612	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3940	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2843	New Chunks Explored:	344387
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	268
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	156	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Potions Brewed:	120	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Void Armor Forged:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	800
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Items Found:	1661
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3943
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	New Chunks Explored:	864162
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!