Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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